I retaliate!
I am returning the brown corduroy hat purchased at American Eagle, and I will not ever try to wear one again. I'm in a hat-buying-and-then-returning cycle, and someone has to break away. The Banana Republic hat knew it was never meant to be. The Hot Topic hat gave in fairly easily, because it knew that cherry-red didn't flatter me. But the American Eagle hat?
That hat is the most stubborn hat ever.
I suppose it's up to me.
(and it itches, anyway.)